8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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