haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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