I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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