Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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