and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She is in my trunk
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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