Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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