4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
