You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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