Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
