Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
tell me about the eggs
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