He is an equal opportunity slut.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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