hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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