Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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