Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I am available for nakedness
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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