Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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