the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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