what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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