Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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