her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
