Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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