Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
