The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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