her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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