Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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