only if we run a train.
done.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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