its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Every concussion has its silver lining
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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