We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I pour the whiskey from now on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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