i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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