He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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