I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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