i already hear my dad disowning me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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