i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
