Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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