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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We talked him into tasing himself.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When are your genitals available?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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