Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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