all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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