News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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