I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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