can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
