he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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