Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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