Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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