Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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