Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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