porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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