So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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