I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Randomize
