dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
that is very illegal...i love you.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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