she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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