Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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